Do you know who sucks at pooping? You do. That’s cuz when you sit on a porcelain thrown this muscle puts a kink in the hose and stops the Ben & Jerry’s from sliding out smoothly. Is that a problem? I don’t know, are hemorrhoids a problem? Sitting at this angle can cause hemorrhoids, bloating, constipation and a butt load of other crap. That’s cuz our bodies were made to poop in a squat and now there’s a product that lets you squat in your own home. Introducing. the Squatty Potty. Yes it will give you the best poop of your life, guaranteed. I don’t just mean you bloated Lords and hemorrhoidal Ladies. Can’t get the last scoop out of the carton? With The Squatty Potty you get complete elimination. Plus when you’re done it tucks neatly out of site, thanks to its innovative patented design. Truly a footstool fit for a constipated king. Squatty Potty, the stool for better stools. Pooping will never be the same. And neither will ice cream.